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Bishop A : “Pssst…nabigyan ka ba?”
Bishop B : “Nabigyan ng ano?”
Bishop A : “Alam mo na…”
Bishop B : “Hindi nga eh. Ano ba yong ipinamimigay sa labas?”
Bishop A : “Envelopes daw. Galing sa taas.”
Bishop B : “Envelopes? Galing sa taas? Wow, thank you, Lord. Allelujah. Praise God!”
Bishop A : “Hindi ganoong kataas, Bishop!”
Bishop B : [...]

National Security Adviser Norberto Gonzales recently warned of an assassination plot against the President to be carried out by a communist death squad.
Here are reactions to this report:
DILG Secretary Ronaldo Puno : The PNP is on top of the situation. (Malaya, May 20)
PNP spokesman Sr. Supt. Samuel Pagdilao Jr. : “The PNP, at this time, [...]

1. Jesus Christ — “Holy Blog”; site meter to go ballistic after The Da Vinci Code is shown.
2. Osama Bin Laden — photoblog entitled, “Guess where I am”
3. US President George Bush — Technorati tags: war, terror, Iraq, Iran (and that’s it!)
4. Hilary Clinton — blog’s title, “Why I’m better than Bill and greater than [...]

Somewhere in the archipelago of the Philippines…
  

Igloo: Ito po ang inyong lingkod, si Igloo Clabyu, at nandito tayo sa carinderia ng Sabaw ng Bayan! para sa isang mahalagang press conference. 

SnB: Maraming salamat, ladies and gentlemen of the press at dumalo kayo sa aking press conference. Ang SnB ay may mahalagang announcement, pero bago ang lahat, [...]

Etta visits Astrovision.   
“May exercise VCD ba kayo?”   
Meron po.    “Anong klase? Ayoko ng masyadong mahirap, ha?